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Once Upon A Time...

Once upon a time there was a child who was very behind on his homework The Sunday before school was upon him and he began to lurk He noticed that it was the beginning of the new semester And he chose to continue his streak of being a slacker SO HE GOT A NEW FREEBIE AND USED IT RIGHT AWAY!!!

Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde (and Mr. Seek)

I chose the excerpt from Chapter 1 for Mr. Hyde and the excerpt from Chapter 3 for Dr. Jekyll The first thing to point out is that when Mr. Hyde is being described he is being described by Mr. Enfield based on a memory but Dr. Jekyll is being described through his very own actions and his conversation with Mr. Utterson.  As shown in the first excerpt, Hyde is initially described as a hideous and deformed man by Enfield and he says that he has never disliked anyone as much as Hyde.  And this is all based on looks and his appearance.  There is no evidence or reasoning to him disliking Hyde.  Mr. Enfield describes him as very "extraordinary".  As shown in the second excerpt, Dr. Jekyll is talking and using a very prestige vocabulary, showing his intelligence.  He also is described as a caring man who shows a sincere and warm affection towards Utterson and a man with a smooth face and a stylish cast.  At the end of the conversation when Utterson brings...

Recomendations for Three Witches

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4 RECCOMMENDED NETFLIX MOVIES/TV SHOWS FOR YOU: Mean Girls , Room on the Broom (appearance vs. reality), Would You Rather (they like to see twisted shit), AND Saw . First off there's Mean Girls .  This show will have you laughing hysterically the entire movie, watching three mean girls changing an innocent high school student.  They are always so mean to everyone in the school except for themselves and the super buff, good-looking jocks. SMH.  Although they cannot tell ones fortune, they sure make you want to go out and be mean to the very next person that you lay your eyes on.  This is perfect for you three witches.  You all can enjoy a laugh and can choose which character each of you want to be. Next there's Room on the Broom .  This movie portrays a happy witch who flies around, unfortunately losing a lot of her belongings along the way.  Her belongings are returned to her through different animals and, in return, she offered to give them a...

Witch-Slapped w/ a Freebie

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT THIS BLOG POST AINT ONE!!!!! FREEBIE

#IBDepictingArt

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1. Artist: N/A (from Britain) Title: The Cloisters Cross Date: ca. 1150–60 Medium: Walrus ivory Size: Overall: 22 5/8 x 14 1/4in. (57.5 x 36.2cm) shaft: 12 3/8 x 1 11/16in. (31.4 x 4.3cm) shaft-thickness: 1 1/4in. (3.2cm) top piece: 8 1/8in. (20.6cm) Cross piece: 9 3/4in. (24.8cm) Central medallion: 2 5/8in. (6.7cm) Terminal plaque: Mark: 2 1/4 x 2 5/16in. (5.7 x 5.9cm) Terminal plaque: Luke: 2 5/16 x 2 1/8in. (5.9 x 5.4cm) Terminal plaque: John: 2 5/16 x 2 1/4in. (5.9 x 5.7cm) Thickness, each: 1 1/2in. (3.8cm) to: 1 5/8in. (4.1cm) 2. The cross was constructed in between ca. 1150 - 1160 somewhere in Great Britain. 3. This is a carving of a cross with details engraved on it made out of walrus ivory.  The little engravings on the cross are the true meaning of what its message is.  On the left of the cross shows scenes from Jesus' resurrection and on the right there's images of Hebrew profits holding a scroll of his own words.  Along w...

"Can't bury these tales" More Like Can't Complete This Blog Post

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Is Your Food Gluttony Free?

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Author: Department of Health & Human Services Date: February 25, 2016 Place of Publication: not provided This advertisement is a photo of French fries being substituted for cigarettes in a Marlboro packet.  In the very center of the pack is a logo of McDonalds showing that the French fries are from McDonalds.   This picture has a bigger picture (hahahaha funny).  The bigger picture is stated on the image itself and it says, "The obesity death rate is overtaking cigarette smoking."  The author uses the French fries as a substitute for cigarettes to show that both of them have harmful consequences that can lead to death.  Also, the author uses a Marlboro cigarette box with revised designs such as the word "French Fries" and the McDonalds logo to show the similarity in the two.  When looking at this advertisement, I thought that the dark background color of black and dark grey represented death.  The advertisement...